Lets have a little fun here. From time to time here on Mactropolis we’re going to have ‘Top 10’s’ on various topics. They will usually be funny (at least I hope so). Here’s the first edition of the Mactropolis Top 10.
Top 10 Reasons the Apple iPhone is Better Than Sex
10. You won’t be ashamed to say your iPhone is small and thin.
The iPhone is slim and compact, and very light. Makes it easy to carry around and keep on you at all times!
9. There’s no chance of your iPhone getting a virus.
Because it’s a mac, there’s no chance of your iPhone getting a virus. That’s one less thing to worry about. No need to visit the ‘doctor’ 🙂
8. The iPhone turns on and off with ease.
With the flick of a finger you can turn the iPhone on and off. Talk about easy!
7. The iPhone is just as much fun and works just as well when you wrap it up.
There are thousands of accessories and cases available for the iPhone. Customize it the way you want it!
6. The iPhone doesn’t care if you finish prematurely.
When you’re done just put it away. The iPhone won’t get mad at you, I guarantee it.
5. The iPhone is only $399.
The price is right for such a high-end device. What does this have to do with?… oh, nevermind.
4. The iPhone fits comfortably in your hand.
I’m not going to comment on this one.
3. There’s no chance of a messy cleanup after using your iPhone.
No chance I’m going to comment on this one either 🙂
2. You can upgrade your iPhone.
No need to get stuck with old… technology. Stay up to date with the latest OS and 3rd party apps. There are so many options and choices out there you can do whatever you want with your iPhone!
1. When you’re done with the iPhone, you can leave it alone and it won’t complain.
Just set it down and the iPhone won’t say a word.
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TAGS: Humor, iPhone
