Sick of iPhone Farting Apps? Get Ready for the Vomit Apps Onslaught
Surely things couldn’t get much worse in the App Store, what with nearly 50 apps now devoted to farting, and all the ‘Call One Name’ type apps that would like you to buy 20 of them that all do the same thing with only a name changed (and similar)? Wrong. Things can definitely get worse. It seems vomit apps may soon be the new farting apps. I’ve spotted two in the last 24 hours, and I am not looking!
We just threw up in our mouths and so can you with iVomit Mobile for the iPhone and iPod Touch! iVomit is the vomit app to end all vomit apps! iVomit moves the iFart and Pull My Finger genre to new heights – literally – all the way to the classy heights of barf, spew, chunks, and projectile vomit. Classy indeed.
That’s a quick example of what’s in store (literally, as in the App Store) for us now. I know this is splitting hairs, but at least fart apps are potentially funny – not 50 apps worth of course, but they’re capable of making kids laugh and have that adolescent appeal for some. But vomiting apps – I don’t remember anyone being amused by puking, even back in early school days.
Anyway, that’s your cheerful App Store News for today … 
Please. You’re going to get all bent out of shape over iVomit?
I laughed when I saw it. Look at the window – its got barf on it!
Who laughs at puke? Um, have you never seen the classic vomit scene from Stand By Me? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STB4s7Qhf40
Come on buddy. Lighten up and let the sun shine a little. Smile. Laugh. Be cheerful. What a world. Don’t rain on our parade, please, mr. sourpuss.
And… you know you want to download that app. The male within wants you to wear pants again and man up and let you be you!!! Come on, allow the humor to return to your life! Laugh! LAUGH!!! HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!
crannysnag – well there ya go, that’s what makes the world go round and all that jazz. I’ve never found puking funny. Never had any friends / acquaintances who found it funny – just my good luck I guess
I’d never argue against allowing these apps into the store, but would like to see them in a separate section. And I’m afraid to say I’ll continue criticizing them if I feel they’re in the ‘bollocks app’ category …