Surely things couldn’t get much worse in the App Store, what with nearly 50 apps now devoted to farting, and all the ‘Call One Name’ type apps that would like you to buy 20 of them that all do the same thing with only a name changed (and similar)? Wrong. Things can definitely get worse. It seems vomit apps may soon be the new farting apps. I’ve spotted two in the last 24 hours, and I am not looking!
We just threw up in our mouths and so can you with iVomit Mobile for the iPhone and iPod Touch! iVomit is the vomit app to end all vomit apps! iVomit moves the iFart and Pull My Finger genre to new heights – literally – all the way to the classy heights of barf, spew, chunks, and projectile vomit. Classy indeed.
That’s a quick example of what’s in store (literally, as in the App Store) for us now. I know this is splitting hairs, but at least fart apps are potentially funny – not 50 apps worth of course, but they’re capable of making kids laugh and have that adolescent appeal for some. But vomiting apps – I don’t remember anyone being amused by puking, even back in early school days.
Anyway, that’s your cheerful App Store News for today … 🙁
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