Before we get into a description of Alien Implants Detector, let’s ask some key questions: Have you been visited by small gray men during the night? Do you have alien implants in your body? Not sure? If you answered yes to any of these, then you are obviously in dire need of this new – […]
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Bizarro iPhone Apps: Alien Implants Detector

Feb 9th 2009 by


Before we get into a description of Alien Implants Detector, let’s ask some key questions:

Have you been visited by small gray men during the night?

Do you have alien implants in your body? Not sure?

If you answered yes to any of these, then you are obviously in dire need of this new – and truly bizarro – iPhone app. Here’s a little more from its App Store descitpion:

A thousands billion dollars technology in your iPhone! Alien Implants Detector utilizes the latest extraterrestrial elements detection technology to detect alien implants in your body!

I’m far from a math whiz, but thats a lot of technology dollars, or even dollars technology. Even so, I’ve decided this one is not for me. No way I want to find out I’ve got an alien implant before we’ve got an Alien Implant Remover app available. Just knowing would be torture. 🙂

If you’re braver than me on that score, Alien Implants Detector is in the App Store now, at $0.99.

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