Oh my. Holy bad naming Batman. Today’s bizarro app – in the Entertainment category – is Spank The Monkey. It features yet another priceless description:

STM is a tool for every stressed out office cubicle worker or repressed average joe that just needs to spank someone or something.

It goes on to say that it features ‘one very happy monkey’ and – yeah it gets worse – ‘one very sore monkey’.

And … scariest line from closing paragraph: “Over time we will add features to ensure spanking the monkey is something you can do wherever you want …”

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