You couldn ‘t make this stuff up, as they say.  Here ‘s a jaw-dropping slice of the App Store description for today ‘s bizarro iPhone app, Sounds of Pain:

Need to determine how much pain a friend is in? Then gauge their moans and groans against our 54 excruciating sounds of pain. Need to express a slight pain or minor displeasure? Tap one of the top three rows. In slightly more pain? Tap one of the middle three rows. Experiencing pain the likes of which you have never known before? Tap one of the bottom three rows.

This one will really take some beating on the bizarro scale of things.  So a friend is in mild to excruciating pain, and you are going to grab your iPhone, fire up this app, play a sound-bite and ask your friend ‘hey “ does that sound like what you ‘ve got? ‘.  I ‘m thinking that the way that ends is that your friend finds a way past their pain and inflicts some real hurt on you.

We all know there are some gross apps in the App Store, but this one really pushes the boundaries I think

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