So Brighthouse Labs is one of those iPhone app publishers with 9 pages of apps in the App Store “ things like a separate app for every MLB baseball team you might want to follow, and a series of ‘Quotes ‘ apps that offer, instead of a compilation of great or famous quotations from […]
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Bizarro iPhone Apps: Donald Trump Quotes

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So Brighthouse Labs is one of those iPhone app publishers with 9 pages of apps in the App Store “ things like a separate app for every MLB baseball team you might want to follow, and a series of ‘Quotes ‘ apps that offer, instead of a compilation of great or famous quotations from a wealth of sources, individual apps containing famous quotes from just one person.

Today I noticed the real bizarro gem in their Quotes series – ‘Donald Trump Quotes ‘.  Yup, right there alongside Confucious, Kennedy, Mark Twain, and Martin Luther King, there ‘s Donald Trump.  Laugh. Out. Loud.  Is what I did when I spotted this.

I ‘ve got no argument with Trump as a shrewd and enormously successful businessman “ but as a source of quotations?  A man of wit?  I won ‘t be coughing up $0.99 for this one, so I ‘ll just have to be left wondering what his ‘famous ‘ quotations might be.  ‘You ‘re fired ‘ “ or ‘Does my hair look big in this outfit? ‘ 

Here ‘s a chunk of the app ‘s description:

Get all your favorite Donald Trump quotes all in one place. Pay hommage to Donald Trump’s intuition with the Donald Trump Quotes application. A random quote will be generated every time you tap the screen with two fingers or shake your iphone/itouch. You can also select your favorite quotes from a list of Donald Trump’s most famous musings. Best Donald Trump quotes application in the store.

Two things that jump out there for me.  The word ‘musings ‘ is the first one.  Trump does not strike me as much of a muser.  Man of action and all that jazz, probably so.  Man of musing “ I ‘d guess No.

And then the classic ‘Best Donald Trump quotes application in the store ‘ line.  I just checked and “ thankfully “ there re no others to contest this statement. 

If you need it, the Donald Trump Quotes app is in the App Store at $0.99.  If you want to share any great Trumpisms, fire away I guess

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