Wolves have always been among my favorite animals.  I just think they are majestic looking and definitely like a screen with a wolf howling at the moon as much (or probably more) than the next guy.  So maybe a Wolf Advisor app is just what I need or maybe not so much.

Feeling a little less than alpha? Need some digital encouragement on your way into a critical meeting or before a major test at school? Thinking of asking someone out on a date? Is that person a super model or male model? Well thanks to the Code Cabin there ‘s an app for that! You can get instant free Wolf advice at any time (day or night) and succeed! Or, you can do whatever it was you were thinking and probably fail.

Whoa “ did the wolf just call me a loser before we even get to know each other???

My favorite part of the colorful App Store description is the opening line of the Features section

FEATURES: – Has been shown to boost ego and help you on your quest to become a star or a god

Well, I guess my ego might need a little boosting after the description clearly implied I ‘m worthless without the wolf “ but I ‘m fresh out of quests to become a star or god just at the moment “ so I may just be able to resist the temptation to grab some wolf advice for now.

If you ‘re in need of a very cocky, howling at the moon type advisor, you can find Wolf Advisor in the App Store for $0.99 “ which seems an awful small price for help with becoming a star or a deity.

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