Bizarro iPhone Apps: Illustrated Zombie Survival Guide

Posted on 02 Aug 2009 by PatrickJ

Illustrated Zombie Survival Guide

Scientific evidence suggests that a serious zombie outbreak (or zombie apocalypse) is inevitable.

Uh-oh.  I know the news is always a bit depressing and worrying “ but Jeez, this is very bad news. :)   But help is at hand apparently, by way of the App Store of course.

Pick up your copy of the unique super informative illustrated Zombie Survival Guide today and protect yourself from the undead.

Judging by the description page for the Illustrated Zombie Survival Guide iPhone app, there is a lot, a whole lot, of stuff to know and prepare for

TOPICS Learn how to prepare for the looming zombie apocalypse. Hold meetings and drills, draw floor plans, gather supplies, prepare a travel kit, and pick out appropriate clothing to endure a zombie battle. Learn about your zombie foes. Review zombie history, learn about zombie pathology, discover zombie weaknesses, and learn how to properly identify zombies. Acquire life-saving zombie combat skills. Understand when you should run or when you should fight, discover the best weapons for stopping zombies, and learn important long range combat, melee combat and trap setting techniques. Attain practical survival strategies that will get you through the zombie apocalypse. Learn how to form a survivor party, deal with infected, create fortified hideouts, and find safe locations.

Wow “ this really looks like the mother of all zombie survival guide apps, although it is also the first and only zombie survival guide app I ‘ve come across. 

Despite all that, I ‘m going to resist this one for now “ I ‘ll rely on my several Twitter apps to report on the zombie apocalypse when it catches me woefully unprepared.

If you ‘re looking to get yourself all prepped for the ‘inevitable ‘ onslaught, you can find Illustrated Zombie Survival Guide in the App Store for $0.99.

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2 Responses to Bizarro iPhone Apps: Illustrated Zombie Survival Guide

  1. aflorence says:

    Woah! I wonder if this is all from the original Max Brooks' (Mel Brooks' son) The Zombie Survival Guide? I haven't read it but looks kind of funny even though I've heard it comes off as quite serious. I'm told it goes into ridiculous depth. I was going to get it as a gag gift for my brother-in-law last Christmas. I ended up getting him The Zen of Zombie: Better Living Through the Undead instead. He said it was hilarious.

    • patrickj says:

      LOL – you sound like a budding expert in this field :) Actually, I had wondered whether this was based on a book or a website or something – as it seems to have a lot of in-depth content. Don't see any mention on its App Store page though.

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