Really just a couple quick thoughts on this one:
Is there anyone out there anywhere who talks about ‘sex making‘ apart from the developers of this app? Even zookeepers watching chimps go at it probably have better terms than that one. I’m thinking if you tell your partner you’re looking forward to your first night of sex making, you’re not getting any.
Also – if you mention that you’re so keen on that first night of sex making that you bought a tips app, you’re getting even less than not getting any.