I’m actually a real asian male, but with I’m Proclaimer loaded in front of my face, I look positively Scottish (like those guys from the Proclaimers). I’ve played the song “500 Miles” well over 500 times in my lifetime, and so I thought I owed it to the band to check out their first app […]
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Are you really a Proclaimer, or are you just holding an iPhone awkwardly over your eyes?

I’m actually a real asian male, but with I’m Proclaimer loaded in front of my face, I look positively Scottish (like those guys from the Proclaimers). I’ve played the song “500 Miles” well over 500 times in my lifetime, and so I thought I owed it to the band to check out their first app in this ultra quick review.

Advantages:

  • Two whole Proclaimer faces to choose from
  • Increased kilt-wearing ability
  • Genuine blinking action

Disadvantages:

  • Temporary loss of sight and mobility
  • Punches to the face can now destroy iPhone
  • Cannot load I’m Proclaimer *and* Voice Band simultaneously (real singing voice still required)

Sure, I’m Proclaimer is just a marketing trick to spread the word of the band’s real upcoming app, iProclaimer, but it worked on me. The website is even going to offer a version of the app that comes with a free roll of tape (to save you the trouble of holding the iPhone up to your face — hands-free impersonating!)

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