The real Steve Jobs has recently taken to answering customer emails – often with simple one-word replies like ‘No’ and covering a broad range of subjects. Now Fake Steve Jobs has decided to start his own email answering campaign.  Just when we thought Real Steve was a bit harsh in some of his takes, FSJ […]
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Uh-oh: Fake Steve Now Handling User Emails Too

May 19th 2010 by

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The real Steve Jobs has recently taken to answering customer emails – often with simple one-word replies like ‘No’ and covering a broad range of subjects.

Now Fake Steve Jobs has decided to start his own email answering campaign.  Just when we thought Real Steve was a bit harsh in some of his takes, FSJ steps in and takes that to a new level.  Here’s a little slice of his ‘reply’ to a question about Mac pricing and what Apple machine might be right for this potential customer:

I don ‘t expect you to understand most of what I ‘ve just written because it is obvious that you are stupid. Anyway, I have instructed our Apple store people to put your name on our list of people to whom we will not sell products. In case you are considering having a friend buy a product for you, don ‘t, because as soon as you try to activate it or do anything that involves your email address, personal information, or credit card information, we will remotely brick your machine. I mean it.

Ha.  I would love to see a Fake Steve vs. Real Steve email exchange.  In the meantime check out FSJ’s most recent fake email efforts here: (heads up – there is quite a bit of NSFW language in his posts)

http://www.fakesteve.net/

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