Alright… t-minus some number of hours until the iPad Deuce hits the stage and gets unveiled in all its market crushing glory. And what are all the bloggers doing? They’re busy hyping each other up for what is undoubtedly going to be a:
magical, revolutionary, amazing, incredible, unbelievable, fantastic, incredibly fantastic, fantastically incredible, amazingly magical, magically incredibly awesome, awesomely unbelievable, unbelievably stunningly amazing, scintillatingly fantastic, mind-numbingly facking incredible EVENT TO END ALL EVENTS! (Thanks Patrick)
So, since all my fellow bloggers are too busy whipping each other into a pants wetting frenzy over what the rest of the world undoubtedly feel just “meh” over… I figured I do them all a public service and provide a template for all their !OMFG A NEW iPAD! posts which will be flooding teh webz around 12:25 PM Pacific tomorrow.
“Apple today announced the all new iPad __! At first we had all hoped to see a _____ but alas they decided to announce _____ instead. Along with your dreams of ____ being bashed you’ll see the iPad is going to include ___ which you may or may not agree with as a design decision. And as usual it looks like my friend Gruber/Rose/Walt/Grandma was right when he/she predicted ____. Finally apple announced the new iPad __ availability on ____ with a white version coming shortly after that (just like the iPhone 4 :end sarcasm) and a cost of $___ for the ___ GB version. Oh … And carbon fiber is/not an option and it does/does not include CDMA for use on Verizon.”
So, there you go my blogging friends. Pre-tested for easy mad-lib blogging.
And to our iSource readers – Lookie there… I just saved you HOURS of RSS feed reading tomorrow.
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