Tiger Blood Torpedo of Truth is the latest app exploiting the tragi-comedy that is Charlie Sheen’s life to hit the App Store. If you’re in desperate need of an iOS app to remind you of some of the epic phrases Sheen has been spewing out of late, then this app (and many others of this ilk) claims to have you covered.
Here’s its App Store intro text:
Want to be a winner in life?
Want that winning ‘Sheen’ ??
Let the Tiger Blood Torpedo Of Truth set you straight!
Find out the answer to the question, What Would Charlie Sheen Say?
Let the Goddesses complete your heart while all your life’s questions are answered as only someone with Tiger Blood and Adonis DNA can!
Ask the Truth Tiger any question and get that perfect response that only a winner can give!
Are you #Winning?
Some of Charlie Sheen’s best quotes will have you laugh and cry all at the same time.
Of course, a quick App Store search (for Charlie Sheen) reveals there are already a number of apps in this ‘category’ – ‘Winning’ soundboards and the like. This one just caught my eye this morning because of the funny name.
Hopefully they can add one or more of these to one of those horrible new ‘If You Don’t Have an iPhone’ TV ads. “If you don’t have an iPhone, well … you don’t have tiger blood or warlock skillz.”
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