This is an important day in the history of the iPhone and for all those who truly love their iDevices. There is finally a place where you can express your love in the deepest of ways – where you can marry your iPhone.
That’s right, at MarryYouriPhone.com you can betroth yourself to your beloved iPhone. You can even sign a petition to Congress, on Proposition 5G:
We the undersigned call upon the government of the United States to make it legal for ALL entities to have the right to marriage, whether they be carbon-based or metalic in nature.
CONGRESS: say iDo to Proposition 5G now!
The site is already taking off, and has several great testimonials to the loving relationships between men and women and iPhone. Like this one:
“I’ve dated a lot of men, and I have to tell you, the iPhone surpasses them all! Better looking, plays music for me, and it actually does what it says it’s going to do. I don’t have to worry about him playing games with other women because he’s password-protected. Saying ‘iDo’ was a no-brainer for me.” ~Mary Fernandez-3GS, Houston, TX
I was able to visit the site and successfully test out the marriage and petition signing process, and they both work very well. Here’s a marriage certificate issued to me earlier:
It’s about time that the love of iPhones was recognized in this way, and that we had a place to go to formalize our iPhone relationships. You can even have printed copies of your marriage certificate sent to you, to show to any boyfriends or girlfriends who might be skeptical about the validity of your arrangement with your iPhone.
Great stuff, and fitting that it should be made possible on such an auspicious date. 
UPDATE: Almost forgot – here’s a beautiful ballad by Corrigan Brothers and Shay Healy, that is a perfect theme song for the new site:
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