SuperMan wears Tim Tebow Pajamas. So does Lou Holtz.
Tim Tebow can touch MC Hammer
Tim Tebow doesn’t have an offseason. The NFL has an offseason from Tim Tebow.
Tim Tebow gets called for roughing the tackler.
You can lead a horse to water, but Tim Tebow can make him drink.
Tim Tebow doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
And Tim Tebow doesn’t wait for Apple approval, he tells them when a Tim Tebow app goes in the App Store
I guess TebowMania was bound to hit the App Store, it’s probably a little overdue – or maybe this is just the first Tebow app I’ve noticed. Anyway here’s the app description for Tim Tebow News & Stats:
If you love Tim Tebow, then you’ll love keeping up with all the tim tebow news, stats, an even awesome highlight videos.
This app makes it very easy to view the most recent news and stats and highlight videos online. Within minutes of it showing up in google, it will show up in your app.
I notice they didn’t capitalize the letters of Tebow’s name in the second mention there. Thinking Tebow may not be pleased with that.
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