Tag Archives: bizarro iPhone apps

Bizarro Apps: Big Ass Fans for iPhone & iPad

by on September 6th, 2011 at 1:51 pm

OK, so this is probably not what you were expecting given the post title. You could’ve been thinking ‘Oh here we go, another porn app slips through the App Store filters’ – but this one is not a porn app. Or at least I hope it isn’t. It’s Big Ass …

Navigon MobileNavigator Update hits the App Store

by on December 16th, 2010 at 7:32 am

Navigon’s MobileNavigator has been available for around a year and a half, and as of today, has reached update number 7. MobileNavigator Version 1.7 will be available for the MyRegion versions today, and will come to the US and North America version in the very near future. The upgrade pace …

Review: Dora’s Christmas Carol Adventure for iOS

by on December 10th, 2010 at 12:43 pm

Ok, so pretty much any parent with kids under the age of 10 has probably heard of Dora the Explorer at some point. I know I have. My oldest son is 9, my middle son is 6, and my youngest daughter is 4, so Dora has been a constant around …

Review: Star Wars Arcade: Falcon Gunner

by on December 4th, 2010 at 10:58 am

When I got my 3G almost two and a half years ago, I would have never have imagined I would be regularly using an iPhone as a mobile gaming device. I know that games were pretty much the first thing to take off in the infancy of the App Store, …

iOS Video Chat and the Windows User

by on October 21st, 2010 at 8:13 pm

I have become somewhat of a frequent work traveler this year. Most of my company’s jobs have been located at least an hour an a half’s drive from home, so even when I get home at night, it is often late. The travel has gotten even more frequent during the …

Bizarro iPhone Apps: First Night Sex Making Tips

by on March 28th, 2010 at 10:21 am

Really just a couple quick thoughts on this one: Is there anyone out there anywhere who talks about ‘sex making‘ apart from the developers of this app?  Even zookeepers watching chimps go at it probably have better terms than that one.  I’m thinking if you tell your partner you’re looking …

Bizarro iPhone Apps: Jump Jump

by on March 15th, 2010 at 12:14 pm

The description for Jump Jump in the App Store is very short: This game will improve your fitness! Can you jump in sync with the music? Here’s a little more from an email from it developers: Think of it as Dance Dance Revolution, but without the mat and the computer, …

Want to Rate Your Latest Hookup Like a D-bag? There’s an App for That

by on February 13th, 2010 at 12:53 pm

OK, so Valentines Day is tomorrow.  Here ‘s a perfect app to make sure you don ‘t need to worry yourself at all about this holiday next year “ the iMakeLove app for your iPhone. iMakeLove, the first and only application that allows you to value the quality of your …

Bizarro iPhone Apps – Stress Relief: Smash Edition

by on December 6th, 2009 at 12:28 pm

Ever get so frustrated you just need to smash something up?  Go berserko like those guys in Office Space and bash a printer ‘s brains in?  Turns out there is an iPhone app that looks set to let you relieve all that tension and smash stuff to smithereens to your …

Bizarro iPhone Apps: PinFrog – The Nutcracker

by on November 21st, 2009 at 3:12 pm

This has been a heck of a week for press approaches about new iPhone apps.  The previous highlight was an app that encouraged ladies to ‘let it rip ‘ in the restroom and use the app to cover up all their unseemly noises.  Late in the week I think we …

Not Able To Order a Drink in a Crowded Bar – There’s an App for That

by on November 15th, 2009 at 1:38 pm

Ah, the piss-taking mileage in the ‘there ‘s an app for that ‘ line just doesn ‘t get old for me.   And with the description given for the new Round app for the iPhone I just couldn ‘t resist.  Here ‘s a slice of that description: You’re in a …