Even with those 100,000 + approved apps in the iPhone App Store, until recently it still felt as if something was missing. This week I ‘ve realized what it was “ Hasselhoff and Norris. David and Chuck.
Well, luckily that huge gap is 3/4 filled and will soon be all patched up. Hasselhoff has already come to the store with the glorious Ask The Hoff app “ which KRAPPS gave the lowdown on recently
Ask The Hoff is a godsend to mankind The app gives iPhone owners the chance to receive spiritual guidance from everyone ‘s favorite bouffant haired Trans Am driving lifeguard. And since you can ‘t put a price on the LARGER than larger than life David Hasselhoff the 99¢ price tag is highway robbery for this revolutionary app that will change the world.
Ask The Hoff is an ‘official ‘ app too “ approved by The Hoff himself and featuring his very own voice.
Perhaps even better and more monumental news is that very soon ‘a game dedicated to the greatest American who ever lived ‘ will be hitting the iPhone as well. It carries a suitably spectacular name as well “ Chuck Norris: Bring On The Pain
The trailer for this upcoming mother of all iPhone apps is short but sweet
Now the App Store is complete. Advice from Hasselhoff and the mere presence of Norris. Apple can send all those underpaid and overworked reviewers home now. Job done guys and gals.
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