Laugh at a D-Bag You see them everyday, the self important over confident loser. The guy wearing the backwards hat, toothpick in his mouth, enough cologne to warrant a gas mask and earrings when he is pushing 60. In the past, you would carefully watch him and then relay it to your friend later […]
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Bizarro iPhone Apps: D-Bag Spotter

D- Bag Spotter iPhone app    D-Bag Spotter

Laugh at a D-Bag You see them everyday, the self important over confident loser. The guy wearing the backwards hat, toothpick in his mouth, enough cologne to warrant a gas mask and earrings when he is pushing 60. In the past, you would carefully watch him and then relay it to your friend later but it never had the full effect, until now.

Where would the world be without self-important, over-confident losers?  And without our ability to take the piss out of them in new and improved ways? It would be a much sadder place I think.

By that measure, D-Bag Spotter might be classed as a highly useful app, though I don ‘t think even its own devs would really go that far.

Here are some of the app ‘s key features:

-    Take a picture with your iPhone or import one from your library.
-    Crop and Resize the picture to your liking
-    Select from predefined or create your own traits of the D-Bag that you are about to send to your friends as a trophy.
-    Choose who will receive freshly tagged D-Bag from your contacts.

I think the pre-defined and add-tour-own d-bag traits piece is a great feature.

And here ‘s my favorite line from the app ‘s description:

The D-bag spotter allows you to offer photo evidence to all of your friends or better yet, expose one of your friends as a D-bag!

How exactly is that last bit better?  If you find out one of your pals is a d-bag doesn ‘t that up the odds that you yourself may be veering towards d-baggery? 

Anyway, if you ‘re a big d-bag spotting hobbyist, or just an aspiring one, this looks like it may be the app for you.  Oh, and the same devs are also happy to provide you with another app that covers all your mullet spotting needs “ hurray.

You can find D-Bag Spotter in the App Store now, for $0.99.

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