Yup “ here ‘s another bit of proof that there really is an app for everything in the App Store. Even if you ‘re a guy who is clueless about women, you ‘re covered by an app. In this case the app you need is Ask a Girl: The Ultimate Date Guide. Here ‘s a little bit about why you need it:
The ultimate guide to women, now available on the go!
As a guy, you understand computers, math, sports, video games, explosions, and foods with excessive amounts of bacon. But do you understand women?
Ask a Girl: The Ultimate Date Guide is the quick and easy way to learn more about women and what makes them tick. We’ve taken the questions we’ve always wanted to know, like why women don’t like playing video games on dates, and then asked these questions to our team of expert females.
And a little look at the girls who will be answering our lame, clueless men questions:
I ‘m not absolutely sure why, but this app ‘s description has left me with a major urge to try my hand at answering the questions offered up in its first screenshot (the one at the top of the post) in the same spirit as the app ‘s description. I ‘m hoping Jessica and Sarah won ‘t mind too much and I ‘m just going to have a go:
Q: Do girls like Macs or PCs better?
Neither “ they have no idea what either of them are used for and look to their lovable, nerdy guy friends to explain to them at length which one is superior.
Q: I have about $200 to spend on a gift for a girl, what should I get?
Kittens, and posters of kittens. And an app that tells her all about guys stuff.
Q: Why do girls always go to the bathroom in groups?
Two reasons. They are deathly afraid of bathrooms “ more scared than they are of mice, spiders, sharks, or even computers. And also to be able to talk about kittens and frilly dresses without being interrupted by boring talk about sports or video games.
Q: If I have to take a girl for fast food, where ‘s the best place to go?
Yes.
If you ‘re in need of better answers than mine (as if that ‘s possible to find) you may want to check out the Ask a Girl app. It ‘s in the App Store now, priced at $0.99.
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